Ø    The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.     -Anonymous

 

Ø    Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.     –Ann Landers

 

Ø    I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.     –Rita Rudner

 

Ø    A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.     –Robert Benchley

 

Ø    If your dog is fat, you aren’t getting enough exercise.    

       –Unknown

 

Ø    My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.  That’s almost $21.00 in dog money.                    –Joe Weinstein

 

Ø    Ever consider what our dogs must think of us?  I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul – chicken, pork, half a cow.  They must think we’re the greatest hunters on earth!                      -Anne Tyler

 

Ø    Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.     –Robert A. Heinlein

 

Ø    If you think dogs can’t count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket and then giving Fido only two of them.                   –Phil Pastoret

 

Ø    My goal in life is to be as good a person as my dog already thinks I am.     -Unknown